Top 10 Sixers

1. She hates you, deal with it
2. Life Sucks, and then you Die!
3. The early bird gets the worm
4. The second mouse gets the cheese
5. You look much taller on tv
6. Well, at least you have hair
7. Why are you such a bitch?
8. Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity
9. Then, we make love all night
10. You want a piece of me?

Lollipop

Clerk: Your mom is really hot!
Customer: Exxccuuuthh Meeee
Clerk: I said your mom is smokin' hot!
Customer: That ith not very nith
Clerk: I am not a very nice person
Customer: You need to get a life.
Clerk: Oh give me a break, like you are the one with a life around here
Customer: How would you know what my life ith like?
Clerk: What?
Customer: I thaid, how would you know what my life ith like?
Clerk: Oh sorry, I couldn't here you over your lisp.
Customer: You need to get over yourthelf.
Clerk: Alright, I am calling nine one one.
Customer: Why the hell would you do that?
Clerk: Your in big trouble.
Customer: For what?
Clerk: Talking with that lisp
Customer: Damn you, I am leaving and I am taking the lollipop.
Clerk: Hey, stop, hey don't run, i called the cops already.
Customer: Thankth for the lollipop, Peace
Clerk: STOP!