Utah

Utah is Cold

Utah is Bold

Utah has their soft spot

I just wish it could stay hot

Equator weather sounds so good

If I could move there, I so would

Family here would miss me

I don’t think they’d diss me

For now I am stuck here

Filled with so much fear

How will I get there

It doesn’t seem fair

I don’t want to break my spine

Working ‘till the world is mine

Farmer's Daughter, 50-Word Story

There was a boy that got a job working on

a farm, so he started working in the hot sun.

He was considering quitting because it was so hard, but

then he saw the farmers daughter, they eventually got married,

and he still worked on the farm happily ever after!

Top 10 Sixers

1. She hates you, deal with it
2. Life Sucks, and then you Die!
3. The early bird gets the worm
4. The second mouse gets the cheese
5. You look much taller on tv
6. Well, at least you have hair
7. Why are you such a bitch?
8. Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity
9. Then, we make love all night
10. You want a piece of me?

Lollipop

Clerk: Your mom is really hot!
Customer: Exxccuuuthh Meeee
Clerk: I said your mom is smokin' hot!
Customer: That ith not very nith
Clerk: I am not a very nice person
Customer: You need to get a life.
Clerk: Oh give me a break, like you are the one with a life around here
Customer: How would you know what my life ith like?
Clerk: What?
Customer: I thaid, how would you know what my life ith like?
Clerk: Oh sorry, I couldn't here you over your lisp.
Customer: You need to get over yourthelf.
Clerk: Alright, I am calling nine one one.
Customer: Why the hell would you do that?
Clerk: Your in big trouble.
Customer: For what?
Clerk: Talking with that lisp
Customer: Damn you, I am leaving and I am taking the lollipop.
Clerk: Hey, stop, hey don't run, i called the cops already.
Customer: Thankth for the lollipop, Peace
Clerk: STOP!

Bubble Gum

Clerk and Customer at candy store
Customer: Can I eat a piece of bubble gum now if I buy it anyway
Clerk: No
Customer: Oh
Clerk: Ya
Customer: Umm, mwall ish skinjda chew late
Clerk: You didn't
Customer: Naw, shwat jew jew shean
Clerk: Oh no, you had more than one didn't you?
Customer: MOW
Clerk: Huh?
Customer: MOW
Clerk: Get that gum out of your mouth.
Customer: EYY AAANNNNDDDD
Clerk: Alright, I am calling nine one one
Customer: ELLLLLM EEEEEE ELLLLLLMM MEEEEEE
Clerk: Your in big trouble.
Customer: EYYY AAANNNDD EEEDDDD OUUUUUU
Clerk: Just wait here.
Customer: EEAR WENDY OLLRRR, EEIMM EEEAVINNN
Clerk: Hey, stop, hey don't run, i called the cops already
Customer: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNN

Bad Poetry

This is peculiar
That's my destination
Lebanon, Charles de gaulle
California Baseball
I'd run right into hell and back
If it can get me there intact
Well if lady luck gets on my side
We're gonna rock this town alive
The car smashed so hard
I turned into a retard
Listen up everybody if you wanna take a chance
Were gonna put you in a trance
Dont worry be happy
This poem is really sappy
Id drive a million miles
Even if you bring some files
Party over here
Bring the beer
I hate you
I hate pooh
I hate sue
I hate you
Bob dylan rhymes with nob fillin'

Direct Orders

You have been given a direct order to rock the freak out. Rock out like you found out your stalker is stalking someone else, like you just won the lottery the day before your house forclosed, like they do in the movies.Rock out like you just got asked out by the girl you have been crushing on for years, like you know how to rock out, like all people do is rock out. Rock out like you were lost in the mountains for three days and just got found, like they brought brownies with them, like you just turned eighteen. Rock out like Mr Nelson does when he is alone in his room with the door locked, like you rock out when you are alone in your room and the door is locked, like you are a rock star. Rock out like the world is gonna end unless you rock out. Rock out until everyone around you rocks out with you.

ROCK OUT!