Bubble Gum

Clerk and Customer at candy store
Customer: Can I eat a piece of bubble gum now if I buy it anyway
Clerk: No
Customer: Oh
Clerk: Ya
Customer: Umm, mwall ish skinjda chew late
Clerk: You didn't
Customer: Naw, shwat jew jew shean
Clerk: Oh no, you had more than one didn't you?
Customer: MOW
Clerk: Huh?
Customer: MOW
Clerk: Get that gum out of your mouth.
Customer: EYY AAANNNNDDDD
Clerk: Alright, I am calling nine one one
Customer: ELLLLLM EEEEEE ELLLLLLMM MEEEEEE
Clerk: Your in big trouble.
Customer: EYYY AAANNNDD EEEDDDD OUUUUUU
Clerk: Just wait here.
Customer: EEAR WENDY OLLRRR, EEIMM EEEAVINNN
Clerk: Hey, stop, hey don't run, i called the cops already
Customer: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNN